Tuesday, September 4, 2012

An Open Letter to the Men of Craigslist...Scratch That...Life

I know somewhere in your man-caves as boys you're told that you DESERVE a young, good-looking woman just for...uh.. breathing but that is simply not the case. If you are not Matthew McConaughey or Idris Elba gorgeous, you do not need to be demanding a J-Lo or Beyonce woman, ESPECIALLY if you're on craigslist or any other dating service for that matter. And you definitely shouldn't be demanding pretty girls if you don't have Jay-Z's money if your looks are subpar. Let's face it, Matt and Idris don't need websites to get girls. J-Lo and Bey don't need these websites either. The fact that you are using a dating site means that you have B list looks at best and thus should STAY IN YOUR DAMN LANE. This goes for you girls too. Don't be turning your nose up and not responding like your some gift to God's green earth (girls and guys). I'm not saying take what you can get because chemistry IS important. But expand your horizons and give the girl a try. By the way, your pic aint so hot either and you would want her to give you a chance, especially if you don't photograph well. She too might not photograph well either. I have been on many a date when the guy has said, 'Wow, if I had known you looked this good, I would have met you sooner' while I think, man he looks worse than his picture. If I had known this I wouldn't have responded at all...lol. See I gave the man a chance and he was more than satisfied. Get to know the person behind the photo and you just might meet a beautiful person that YOU SAY YOU WANT. CL wouldn't even have a personals section if people weren't so damn shallow. That goes for cyberspace and offline. Give the girl in accounting a chance. She may have a little extra pounds but..er...SO DO YOU.




Women give you guys a chance more often than you deserve. Really some of you need to redo your photo. But you already know women will give you a chance that's why so many of YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKIN TRY. She's not going out with you because you're that cute.



And those muscle body pics with the face chopped off send red flags. Nobody that good needs CL (see para 1). If his body is that good and all he post is some cocky bullshit (or a sentence) and his face is cropped, I'm assuming he's ugly and/or evil (or its not really his chest). His body is the only thing going for him. Or he'll be a major disappointment. Great muscly chest and a pinky for a dick (so sad).



You guys should thank your lucky stars that you're men. Your measurements aren't known until after its too damn late. If we women could guesstimate your dongs the way you all can guesstimate our boobs, hips, and asses the prostitution industry would go through the roof 7 fold and that goes for the little and the big dongs. 10"+ aint fun.

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